orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

your url shows what you want most in life

wavyfoxtrot:

Cartoon version of the 5SOS album cover! :D

wavyfoxtrot:

Cartoon version of the 5SOS album cover! :D

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

zapmanzayn:

Fuck!!!

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

yelchin:

Chicago, 29/08

arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

My gender is pizza because everyone wants a piece of me

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via onlinegf)

ohthefond:

Should we talk about it?

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HOLY BICEP

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what